• The Tenuous Purpose

    This Blog is built - not, as some might expect, on a flimsy whim but on a strong and single minded principle.

    That principle concerns Biscuits and their position in the world.

    We are really very keen on biscuits.
    As are many of you out there.
    We think.

    We wish to create an archive of Arrowroot, a backlog of Bourbons and a catalogue of Chocolate Fingers. Anybody can contribute an entry - or dispute somebody else's - provided they are not dull.
    Even Americans who perhaps don't really have the heritage of biscuitry that we are fortunate to have here.

    Or maybe they do and we are unaware of the full glory of the cookie.

    We realise that this whole subject is admirably and concisely dealt with by that excellent and unbeatable website A Nice Cup of Tea and a Sit Down. Our feeble efforts will be as the kicking of a gadfly in the face of their wisdom and experience but we hope that we may have a small contribution to make.

  • Biscuit Encounters on Twitter

  • The Synod of Biscuitry

    James Alexander-Sinclair of Blackpitts
    Gardener, Blogger, Journalist, Lecturer etc, etc. Much of his life is spent loafing around other people’s gardens issuing directives and generally cluttering up the place. However, like the great Mr Kipling, he does (occasionally) make exceptionally good gardens. (Although even Mr Kipling messed up a bit with the Carrot and Walnut Mini Classics.)

    Mark Diacono of Otter Farm
    He does sterling work growing many inappropriate plants in Devon. He dedicates a great deal of time and effort nurturing a plethora of plants that are (mostly) totally unsuited to our climate. His is a life of such extreme eccentric dedication that to start a Blog about Biscuits seems perfectly normal. He treads gently in the footsteps of people like the great William Buckland,a professor of Geology who claimed that he could tell location by tasting the local topsoil.

A Massage From The Commissar

Sorry. Message……

Greetings Biscuit people.

Many of you are rightly fond of this Blog: it has hosted some fine stuff over the past few months from original stories to nostalgic wallowings.

I speak for both the Convenor and myself when I say that we have thoroughly enjoyed publishing and reading all your contributions over the past few months. However, like love, the first flushes of enthusiasm and manic fumblings have worn off and we are getting a bit short of contributions.

So.

This is a general appeal to all who read this blog (and to all their friends and relations) – we need more stuff, please.

Anything Biscuity would be greatly appreciated. Either written by yourselves or scraped off the sides of some obscure alleyway of the internet. Video and photographs are equally valid. Fiction is particularly welcome as we have highbrow pretensions.

We have not yet had an original drawing (or oil painting).

Nor have we published a tribute to biscuits using modern dance.

We need your help to keep this thing going so please rally round. In return you will earn the undying gratitude of the Biscuit community and the chance of untold honours.

Thank you.

The Commissar.

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One Response

  1. A special choreography is in the works, all that is needed is a camera crew. Hang on, we’re coming!

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