A team of biscuit tasters were tucking in to the first batch of chocolate digestives in the quality control dept of McVities HQ.
Suddenly the chief taster, a woman, starts to choke. Everyone thinks she’s joking not choking but then watch in horror as she starts to turn blue with lack of oxygen.
A quick thinking male member of the team rushes over to her, squats down behind her lifts up her dress, pulls down her stockings and runs his tongue from the back of her right knee up to her buttocks.
He doesn’t hearl comments from his team such as “Oh my God!” and “Has he gone completely mad?” as he runs his tongue from the back of her left knee up to her now quivering buttocks.
The woman’s eye-balls bulge and she makes a weird squeaking noise before barking out the biscuit and gulping for air.
The man stands up looking mighty pleased with himself but then looks round at his team all staring at him open mouthed.
“What?” he says, looking confused and aghast, “Haven’t any of you heard of the hind-lick manoeuvre?”
Cleve West (and Simon Sales of Waterwell)