A newsflash from our equivalent of Fiona Bruce:
Breaking News: Head for the shops!
All is not well at Tunnocks , home of the illustrious Teacake and Caramel wafer . Workers are unhappy at the firm’s 2% pay offer and have been staging a series of one-day strikes and working to rule over the past week or so. Ginger Baker, EWRB’s indefatigable Consumer Correspondent reports that supplies are continuing to hold up across all retail outlets, but fears unless the dispute is settled soon, it is only a matter of time before bunfights break out in supermarkets and tea shops across the land as housewives race to get their hands on dwindling stocks.
The Orange.Michelle Chapman
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